Some of Last Weeks Annoyances
The hearing-aids hid themselves, once again,
Lost me Co-op card, another pain,
Little Inchy bleeding and leaving a sticky stain,
More laundry to do, but I don’t complain,
Phones Steve Age UK, BJ and Sister Jane,
None of them answered me, all calls were in vain,
The solicitor lied to me once more, they’re inhumane,
My confidence in them now disparaging and slain,
Fire alarms two, the lifts broke down again,
Of mending me heating, the Council are uncertain.
Thursday I dropped me dinner on the floor,
Bent down to pick it up hit me head once more,
I went the NHS drop in centre to get cream for the sore,
But they had closed down, so went to the chemist for some more,
The bleeding must be stopped that’s for sure,
The chemist applied a ligature,
Yet this day there was to be more!
Shame on my part, as I broke the law,
Fed the pigeons, got a right lecture like never before,
To the policeman for mercy I did implore,
He let me off, and I went home feeing guilty and furthermore…
Fell over in the bedroom right onto the floor!
I just don’t care any-more!